Once Michael and I were on a road trip for two months. When driving takes up a good deal of the day, you need to sometimes think up some entertainment. And as we always ate out, and that could get tedious, we played the game: Ask The Waiter. It was an attempt to see how bright they were and if they knew their surroundings. For example in Santa Fe we asked how to get the Folk Art Museum, a publicized destination. Waiters/Waitress did not know the museum, and they certainly did not know how to get there. But then we would ask them where was the closest car wash, and they could give every turn, if not the street names. Maybe it was two blocks, or maybe it was three blocks, but they knew where it was.
On our last road trip, again we studied waiters/waitresses. Mostly they were bad. Sometimes not bad because they were bad, but bad because they had no guidance, no leadership. Of course, at the fancy shmancy place, we had a good waitress. One afternoon we arrived in Ellensburg, and it was 5:30 pm, and we went into a wine bar/bistro and had beer/wine. Our waiter was very pleasant, as we were one of his only two tables. He answered many questions about the local scene in Ellensburg. Were there feed lots? Was there fishing? How much did it snow in the winter. Unfortunately, we did not stay at that small chic, chic restaurant, but chose to move on to a steak house near the motel.
There was one waiter, and he was frazzled and he motioned us to sit down anywhere. It was obvious that money was his only reward. He was like a bull in a china shop. He started out with his white shirt tucked into his black pants, his hair sort of combed. More people came in and he got even busier running around. His hair became disheveled, his shirt came out of his pants. There was no chit-chat. What do you want? How do you want it? And how much wine is enough? In a way he was a disaster. But he won our highest award for waitperson for the trip. Everything arrived on time, as requested. At the right time he brought more wine. When we need more napkins they came. And at the end, we found him to be bright, and in addition he told Michael where to fish. He got a gooood tip. He handled the tough questions.