Fourteen years ago, our family went on vacation to Nantucket Island. Mr. Radish and myself, three girls and two sons-in-law. We went because one son-in-law had vacationed there as a boy at his aunt’s house and the house was about to be sold. While there, I noticed in Nantucket that the homes had names, and signs were attached to the houses with the name. Our house was Fred. We took the sign down when we left. We did not want the new owners to have Fred, and we also did want to keep the sign. The signs there on those homes lingered with me.
About four years later we moved to Washington and we had a house on the water. It was a great place for the family to gather although it was very crowded. Over the years Mr. Radish has received from the family as gifts, bear paraphernalia. He had received his law degree at UC Berkeley and that school was the Bears.
I thought one Christmas that I would buy Mr. Radish a sign for the house that said, “BEAR”. However, I did not really know how to have a sign made. Nantucket signs were done in gold traditional lettering, or carved, or painted. But all were New England straight forward, traditional, and appropriate on the homes.
Early in December I was having my knives sharpened at the grocery store. I started chatting it up with the young man behind me in line. I asked the man who was sharpening the knives if he knew of anyone who did sign carving. No, he did not. But the man behind me said that he had studied some art at Stanford. A young man from Stanford should surely know the fine signs of Nantucket. In fact, he said that he did not know the Nantucket signs, but he was pretty sure that he could do one that would be appropriate. I was adamant that I wanted one that would be nice, and I wanted it special for my husband, and I wanted it to say, “Bear”. He could not do it for several weeks, but it would be done by Christmas. We agreed on $125.00. I think I gave him money.
Of course I did not worry for a couple of weeks. But when December 22 rolled around, I was concerned. I called the young Stanford grad up, and he said it would be ready the afternoon of the 24th. It was a nice ride out to his house with my daughter. We felt it was a “ over the river and through the woods,” sort of thing. So Christmassy. We drank our coffees along the way, got lost, but what the heck it was “Christmas”. We went into his hippy dippy house which was tiny and filled with children’s toys and furniture. He said that he was sorry that he took so long, but he was building the outdoor hot tub for his wife to deliver there second child. Right there should have been the clue.
He continued, saying how happy he was with his sign. He felt it appropriate for our local and expressed the feeling of the “Bear”. At last I said that we had to go. Could we see the sign. Out it came. It looked like a black and red, Indian smoke signs totem pole with the work “BEAR” on it. It appeared to have been made in ten minutes. I was stunned. I think my daughter had to drive because I was crying and laughing so hard. I had bought some Stanford grad a lot of dope.